barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominant gender of the land

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Everyone Who REBLOGS This Will Get A Homestuck Fan Troll Doodle Based On Their URL

motherfuckinrainbows:

Everyone Who REBLOGS This Will Get A Homestuck Fan Troll Doodle Based On Their URL
Offer Ends SUNDAY DECEMBER 9th 4:01 PM PACIFIC STANDARD
im going to regret this

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kill-your-friends:

halffizzbin:

emmastoned:

rebelsflesh:

everyone hates teen wolf until they start watching teen wolf

well thank you very much, derekplaysviola!

SHUT UP!

welcome to the pack my dear!

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kreugan:

It’s that time again!! As a thanks to all followers, here’s another print giveaway!

THE PRIZES:

Three winners will be selected, and will have their choice of one free print from my shop! (Or two in the case of 5x7” prints).

THE RULES:

  • Both LIKES and REBLOGS count. You can get your name in twice by doing both, but only one is required.
  • Multiple reblogs will be disqualified.
  • The winners will be announced Sunday, July 15th.

I’ll ship anywhere and you don’t have to be following - but obviously if you like what you see here, you can get more of it on my blog. :)

a-big-fat-rainbow-dick:

valentine-peach started following you

H-HI HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?

Hey sweetie

I’m fine, thanks.

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I am doing a social experiment for a project for my english class, and all you need to do is reblog this.

strikemysoul:

I’m comparing the speed of which humans communicate in todays world vs the 1900’s. This experiment is going to last three days, so from today, Saturday March 24th, 12AM EST, to Monday 11:59PM EST.

I am taking into account my amount of follows now (188) and how many I will have on Monday. I will reblog this myself once per day. I have a guess at how many reblogs this will get but I will keep that a secret for now.

Help me see how far this can go in three days.

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Where my German Assassin bros at? D:

  • Baden-Württemberg: TheRoachSalad
  • Bayern: OlivierRyan
  • Berlin: Trollzio
  • Brandenburg:
  • Bremen:
  • Hamburg:
  • Hessen:
  • Mecklenburg-Vorpommern:
  • Niedersachsen:
  • Nordrhein-Westfalen:
  • Rheinland-Pfalz:
  • Saarland:
  • Sachsen: valentine-peach
  • Sachsen-Anhalt:
  • Schleswig-Holstein:
  • Thüringen:

The Condescension Song

Artist: Superspecks
Album: Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

broadwaykarkat:

Here’s a little something just for fun! Why yes, I am gunning for this role. She’s one of my favorite characters.

Lyrics are based on this post here.

I voiced Her Imperious Condescension and Broadway Jake voiced Dirk. Confused yet? Good <3

——-

CONDESCE 
Well, well, well, what have we here? 
The Prince of Heart, huh? 
Oh, I’m really scared 
So you’re the human who’s woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha 
You’re joking, you’re joking 
Let me see your eyes 
You’re joking me, you must be 
This can’t be the right guy 
He’s anime, he’s yaoi 
I don’t know which is worse 
I guess I’ll have to knock him off 
His highest, princely horse 

When the new Black Queen says 
You’re going to fail your mission 
You should pay attention now 
‘Cause I’m the Condescension
And if you aren’t bowing
There’s something very wrong 
Because I won’t let you get away
Once you’ve heard the Condesce song, 

Obey JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Obey DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey CONDESCE Obey DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey the Condescension CONDESCE Well if I’m feeling crafty And I’ve found that you’re awake I might just bake a special batch Of alpha children cake And don’t you know the dreamer That makes the whole thing work? A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey CONDESCE Oh, yes JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Ohhh JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Oh, yes, I’m the Condescension DIRK You like to think you're the mastermind? Well /I'm/ alive so /you're/ behind. Ya can't restrain the Strider bane, Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain. CONDESCE You’re joking, you’re joking I can’t believe this boy Lord English, are you hearing this? This nonsensical ploy It’s pathetic, it’s tiring Your blood is just so low So now, I think it's about time That I turn you into dough DIRK Every human has this blood color... CONDESCE I guess that means you all should die then. Ha ha. Ohhhhhh

On 2x3 prong day The whole world’s fate was sealed Because I’m a mean Dersite Queen And I change the playing field It’s much more fun, I must confess When the advantage becomes all mine I’ll take you all out, one by one And this game’ll turn out fine DIRK Just abandon your goals Oh Queen of Trolls You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls CONDESCE Oh, human, you’re something The facade that you present Only shows that you just do not know Who you are up against It’s worse than you imagine You haven’t got a prayer How do you expect to outrun him When he is already there? Ha ha ha
Good luck~

DIRK
Suck my dirk... 

EDIT:
FUCK MY LIFE I SPELLED CONDESCENSION WRONG IN THE ORIGINAL POST FUCK FUCK FUCK

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